It might be too late. I hope it’s not too late. Listen, everybody. The world is ending, just as the Mayans predicted. With the balls of fire raining from the sky and the breakdown of civilization and all that, I doubt we’ll be able to maintain Internet access for much longer. Oh yeah, also we’re probably going to starve to death.
But there’s hope! Some of us survivors have heard about a place, a last refuge of humanity somewhere in the ruins of Troy, NY. They say that this place is well-defended, has food enough for everybody, and more importantly, has lots of anime, science fiction, and games!
It’s called “Genericon.”
So I call on you, the remaining survivors, to meet me at Genericon on the weekend of March 1-3, 2013, to rekindle humanity’s hope for the future!